lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:
is that comic sans
Twilight deserves an eternity of comic sans
I want to print 500 of these
sfux:
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
we need some new and more powerful swears
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
